Boy, I sure do love wearing pants!
no one ever (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

deformutilated:

Hydroponic grown strawberries

deformutilated:

Hydroponic grown strawberries

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

"I look around and you know what I see? Losers.
        But life’s giving us a chance.”

# WHAT A BUNCH OF AHOLES# WHO SAVE THE WORLD WITH FRIENDSHIP

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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